ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

strifeandslash:

safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet) 

bootipop:

When your hand is wet and you grab some ice and it does the thing

thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics

(Source: pizzaswag)